![]() "Well, I guess he's not golfing at Mar-a-Lago anytime soon. ![]() President Biden " hosted the Super Bowl champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers at the White House today," and Tom Brady used the occasion to " workshop some new material," Anderson said. Boy, nothing says 'midlife crisis' like putting on a cowboy hat and blasting off to space in a giant metal d-k." Richard Branson flew to the edge of space Sunday morning aboard his Virgin Galactic. ![]() The whole flight took 10 minutes, and after Bezos landed, "he exited the rocket wearing a cowboy hat. PT 2 min read Richard Branson/Virgin Galactic It's the battle of the space billionaires. Yes, "Bald Lightyear went to space and back this morning," and "millions of people all over the world looked up and said, 'Wow, that that thing sure looks like a penis,'" Anthony Anderson spelled it out on Jimmy Kimmel Live. "I'm not sure what they used to fuel the rocket, but based on the design, I'm gonna say two D batteries," Seth Meyers deadpanned at Late Night. You got the space suit and cowboy hat together by searching for the 'midlife crisis bundle.'" Fallon and Tariq Trotter also dedicated 30 seconds to swapping jokes about the rocket's distinctively phallic shape. "Before his trip to space, Bezos said 'I'm just really excited to figure out how it's going to change me,'" and "I guess space turns you into Kenny Chesney." Seriously, he said, Bezos "looks like a mashup of Buzz Lightyear and Woody - two for one. ![]() "It was an exciting day because just after 9:00 this morning, Jeff Bezos flew to space aboard Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket," Jimmy Fallon said on Tuesday's Tonight Show. ![]()
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